drawing on cave walls, playing with dinosaurs, trying to capture fire and failing miserably.. ( shit kept burning my fingers..)

Just an average days work back in the day..

13... just about to enter pon farr

You're not half showing your age... like Jafo can only go back as far as Moses and the bulrushes... though one could easily be forgiven for mistaking him for a dinosaur.  Yeah, he once tried to enter an archaeological competetion, but was subsequently disqualified because the age on his application form showed he was older than the dirt most fossils were found in.

Which is Klingon for reform school.

And before anyone says "but he's Vulcan, not Klingon", I know that.... but that's what he wants us to think, so the trail to his bad-boy-days goes cold.